I may be unique here but over the years I have collected perhaps hundreds of mismatched socks of various sizes and colors. Some are good cotton and others are like new. Since I have a large family and many no longer fit the children, I want to either get rid of them, recycle, or put them to use sustainably. I can't think of anything to do with these. I already have a large supply of rags. Any ideas for disposal or use of five full bags of socks?
Just about anything you would normally do with rags, but these ones are already in tube and bag form:
- Use for washing, polishing and cleaning - just put your hand inside
- Use to keep stuff in - small items like wingnuts, earrings...
- Use fancy socks for wrapping presents - tie a ribbon round the top
- Put stones inside and use to hold down bird nets or apple branches in the garden
- Add eyes and hair and make into puppets. Make hundreds and sell for charity
- Recycle into baby and doll clothing
- Sew together and stuff as draft excluders
OK that's just a few ideas for the creative household!
If they are pretty stretchy you can cut off the tops and use them to make cozies for your drinks containers. Here's how: gather and stitch the cut end to close the tube in a round fashion. This is more easily done if you place a bottle or glass inside to help even out the material as you sew. Work the material around so that it sits flat. Decorate with yarn or sew on beads, etc. Then use the remaining foot portion to fashion drawer sachets. Just fill them with lavender and sew them shut. Or fill with rice, sew closed, and microwave for a minute to soothe a sore neck.
Follow Richard Dawkins' suggestions:
- Be bold
- Make a fashion statement of odd socks
- Fight the tyranny of the matching socks
- Sock it to conformity
- Be an individualist, not a slavish sock puppet.
Shoes and gloves, like proteins and many other molecules, have chirality: there’s a left one and a right one and you can’t rotate either to make the other. Hands are chiral, so are feet. But (with rare exceptions) socks are not. Socks fit feet more approximately than shoes, and any sock will fit the left or right foot equally well. So, unlike shoes, there’s no obvious reason why you have to buy socks in pairs. Theoretically you could buy a dozen identical socks and choose any two of them at random each day. If you lose one, no matter, you now have eleven from which to choose. But alas, as far as I know, socks are only ever sold in pairs. And that’s ridiculous.